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Falling Down Radicalized Him

Man #1: Yeah, I'm always getting blamed by someone for everything because I'm the man. Fat, white, middle-aged guy in a suit. Yep, it's my fault.
Man #2: The Texas accent doesn't help, either.

--E train, 42nd St

Overheard by: Yeah it is probably his fault

via Overheard in New York, Jun 2, 2007

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12PM And Remind Ourselves That We Still Have Our Freedom

Reception guy: Are you guys going on a puppy run?
Worker: Nah, just going to XYZ Office*.
Temp: Puppy run?
Reception guy: Yeah, when we're a bit crabby we go across the street to the pet shop and look at the puppies.
Temp: Oh.

Adelaide
South Australia

via Overheard in the Office, May 7, 2007

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I Was Just Holding That Wall for a Friend
Lady hobo: Man, you is the biggest crackhead I ever met.
Giant hobo, muttering incoherently: No, man, I ain't no crackhead. I ain't no crackhead.
Lady hobo: Nigga, you smoke drywall!

Atlanta, Georgia

via Overheard Everywhere, Apr 18, 2007

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