Be the man...
Man #1: Yeah, I'm always getting blamed by someone for everything because I'm the man. Fat, white, middle-aged guy in a suit. Yep, it's my fault.
Man #2: The Texas accent doesn't help, either.
--E train, 42nd St
Overheard by: Yeah it is probably his fault
via Overheard in New York, Jun 2, 2007