Ken Levine's take on the Sopranos

By Ken Levine: If THE SOPRANOS were on a major network

They would want the following changes in the last scene. Meadow should drive a Ford because that’s who is sponsoring. She should have no trouble parallel parking because Fords are easy to parallel park. The restaurant must be TGI Fridays – also a sponsor and much more colorful. The threat should come from a singing waiter wearing a straw hat, suspenders, and hundreds of fun buttons. A secondary threat should be an Arab terrorist with a scar. The Arab should pull his gun. The waiter should point his banjo (which is also a semi-automatic rifle). It looks like Tony, Carmela, and A.J. are done for it. Final commercial break. We come back just as Meadow bursts in the door with an Uzi and blows the bad guys away. Meadow, it seems, has just come from dance class and is wearing nothing but a hot leotards. Tony says, “That’s what I get for going to Fridays on Tuesday.” The family shares a laugh. Meadow sits down. Everyone hugs and declares their love for each other. Carmelo calls out, “Can we get ANOTHER waiter?” They laugh. One more hug. Long fade out, as music swells – Dino’s “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head”. Fade out. Your local news is next.

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Highlights from the circus

'I Feel Like Mystery Science Theater'

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Free Association

I am going to do a bit free association typing and shall see what comes out.

Saturday night: Good show by Brock, Albert and Adam, of Perpetual Groove.
Here is the setlist:

Brock Butler and Friends
5/19/07
Crossroads, Huntsville, AL

NewSong+
Fool in the Rain+
Slip Sliding Away+
It Starts Where It Ends*
Sweet Thang*
Woke Up This Morning(Soprano’s Theme)*
Pepper*
Golden Path(monster Drum intro)*
Do It Again(Steely Dan)*#
Boogie Nights*

+Brock solo
*Brock, Albert, & Adam
#with Keyboardist from SeepeopleS, Peter Keys

A good time was had by all, some folks from SPC "manned" up and came out. Yaay!!
I was a designated driver for some other folks, so it was a late night.

Been working on some Tupelo stuff, flurries of email between me and lawyers here, there, and the City of Tupelo. Breakfast in the A.M. with the members of MPS.

My plans for this weekend are almost complete for Amberland (A-land). A-land is PGroove's annual music and camping weekend. Just PG and their friends and a BUNCH of great music.
Camping Check List

• Tent
• Pillows
• Sleeping Bag
• Ground Pad
• Towel(s)
• Coolers
• playmate
• biggun from The ADD
• Shoes
• Chocos
• Boots
• Merrells
• clothes
• Shorts, blue, jorts, kaki, gym shorts, sweats
• shirts, tshirts, 5, 2 longsleeve
• green rain jacket
• 4 pair socks
• Electronics
• Laptop
• External HD
• Camera
• CD-Rs
• Chair/blanket
• Collapsable jug for water?
• Food...
• Breakfast (2meals)
• 4 oranges
• 4 bananas
• Lunch/Dinner (3 meals)
• smoked turkey sausage to grill or
• Chicken?
• rolls
• cucumbers
• tomatoes
• carrots
• Other
• Water (2 big containers)
• 12 pack Diet Mountain Dew
• Cheese and Crackers
• Camp Utensils
• knife
• plates
• paper towels
• Grill
• Charcoal

My blog, my list, bite me.
TV:24 - I am glad Day 6 is over. two words: Lame O
Heros - Ending was not what I was expecting, not surprised, but a little disappointed. Next season should be good.
Lost finishes its third season tomorrow!
Movies I want to see this summer:
Shrek 3
Pirates 3
Die Hard 4
Fantastic 4 2
Transformers
Hmm, looking at that list of movies, I never grew up.
perpetual groove

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Gay's Anatomy

'Grey's Anatomy' Wins GLAAD Award for Best Episode


I knew there was a reason I stopped watching this show after 5 episodes.

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